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'Everybody criticized panthers Coach John Fox at the Super Bowl when it
was Justin Timberlake who should have gone for two!" |
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"61-year-old Paul McCartney's wife gave birth to a son," notes WIP's
Steve Trevelise. "Imagine all the diapers she's going to be changing!" |
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"
'Average Joe' is a show where nerdy guys try to impress a beautiful
woman," says WIP's Steve Trevelise. "Doesn't that happen every night on
Delaware Avenue?" |
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"Jesus has already weighed in with his review of Mel Gibson's 'The
Passion of Christ,'" says WIP's Steve Trevelise: "Father forgive them,
for they know not what they do." |
| "Time
Machine is a movie about a guy who travels thousands of years into the future only to find
the Phillies still just a player or two away from a championship." |
| "Dennis
Tito paid the Russians $20 million to go into space. It's the only place he could go not
to hear 'Survivor' talk." |
| "If you
ever get pulled over for speeding, just tell the cop you wanted to get gas before the
price went up." |
| "This
year, Columbus Day will go down in history as the day Afghanistan discovered
America!" |
| "In
Afghanistan, first they get bombed then they get food. In my house first we eat, THEN we
get bombed!" |
| "Everybody's
so ticked off about the rise in gas prices. Has anyone noticed we're paying as much as $3
for a friggin' cup of coffee?" |
| WDAS-FM's
Steve Trevelise notes the obvious: "Halloween is when, after telling your kids all
year not to take candy from strangers, you send them out in drag soliciting it." |
| Oakland
Raider kicker Sebastian Jankowski was arrested for DUI. "Apparently, they wanted to
avoid the Pole hitting a car," |
| "Instead of Court TV, the trial of Rabbi Fred Neulander should
be shown on the Home Shopping Network," says WDAS-FM's Steve Trevelise, "so more
people in Cherry Hill would get to see it." |
| "My dog
loves the concept of bringing a tree into the house for Christmas. He's hoping we bring in
a fire hydrant for Easter!" |
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